"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."(via tyleroakley)

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pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
bobsagetsanalhazard:

foolsgoldd:

My gran’s cat is always mocking me 😒🐱👅

"Haha, stupid human. You’re cute. I’ll stick my tongue out now."
What if that’s how it really happened though?

I wish I could prance around singing “all my single ladies”. I’m just really not up to it right now.

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